Food jokes
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.