Food jokes
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.