Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Food Jokes
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Eat cockroaches.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
