Food jokes
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Memes
This meme got me rethinking my life
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.