Food jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
I find bananas very appeeling.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!