Food jokes
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Memes
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Mustard