Food jokes
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
I make baby mush.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.