Food jokes
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
I ate Nemo.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
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