Food

Food jokes

Baby

How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

Cow

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Memes

Note

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

McDonald's

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Watermelon

    What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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  • Dog

    When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

    Pharmacy

    Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

    Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

    Clock

    What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.