A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Pizza hut
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
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What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
