Food jokes
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
20 likes by just cheese.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.