Food jokes
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
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How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.