I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
