Food jokes
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Memes
Hm, free food
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.