What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
what is a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it sure as hell aint plane
