Food jokes
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Spaghetti-ashannaise
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!