Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
The LGBT Sandwich
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute numbskull. Your brain is smoother than a baby's bottom. This joke uses a play on words. Your dad is being a silly goose by listing ingredients for a BLT sandwich instead of saying "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender". Then, you are a smart aleck and say "Garnish" as if that is part of the acronym. It's funny because of the unexpected association of the LGBT acronym with food and the nonsensical answer of "Garnish".
𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘
no, guacamole