Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.