Giraffe Roast

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is a roast. See, they're saying you're super tall, like a giraffe. Then, they hit you with the kicker, saying that's why you look like a baked bean. It's an insult because baked beans are small and kinda sad-looking, and they are saying you are small and sad. You wouldn't get it, your brain is pea-sized.