Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
Ï€r2, cakes are round.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
