There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
Assaulted Peanuts
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The humor is based on the pun with the word "assaulted" which sounds like "a-salted" which is something that can happen to a peanut. The expectation is that the word 'assaulted' is going to be interpreted in the normal context of a street crime.