Assaulted Peanuts

The humor is based on the pun with the word "assaulted" which sounds like "a-salted" which is something that can happen to a peanut. The expectation is that the word 'assaulted' is going to be interpreted in the normal context of a street crime.

• Peanut
• Alley
• Street
• Food
• Crime
• Assault

• Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
• A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar. One was a salted peanut.
• How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
• What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument? I'mma cashew outside!