Food jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.