Potato.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
