What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Food Jokes
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
