What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
Food Jokes
I find bananas very appeeling.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
