Edible jokes
What鈥檚 the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 馃
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
They always say you are what you eat! So I鈥檇 be nothing. That sounds about right.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.