Edible jokes
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Like if you love food!