Food jokes
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Mayonnaise marry me?
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!