Food jokes
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Pickled carrots.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.