Food jokes
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Pickled carrots.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.