What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Food Jokes
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
A boy asked his dad for some money to buy an ice cream with, so he went to an ice cream van. Whilst he was in the queue, two boys asked him what flavor he was getting. He told them "strawberry." The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The ice cream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice cream for free.
When he got home, his dad also asked what flavor he bought. The boy said "strawberry." His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy, confused, walked down the street and was stopped by the police, who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice cream. The boy said, "That's me," and the policeman arrested him.
A week later in court, the boy was on trial. The judge asked, "Can you tell me what were you doing on the fifth of May?" (the day he was arrested) The boy said, "I was eating ice cream." The judge decided he was innocent. On the way out, the judge asked him what the flavor was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course, he answered with "strawberry." The judge, horrified, realized he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately, he couldn't change what had happened, so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died.
The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
