Jesus and Skittles

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Why does Jesus hate Skittles?

Because they fall through his hands.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the stereotype that Jesus has holes in his hands from when he was nailed to the cross. Because of these 'holes', the skittles would fall through his hands! I know, hard to grasp for a genius like you.

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