Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Chicken and the Road
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a chicken hightailing it across the road to ditch a British dude and snag an egg roll. Chickens cross roads all the time to get away from stuff they don't like. I heard you are not very good at writing jokes... pretty cringe.