Food jokes
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.