Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Food Jokes
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
