Food jokes
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?