Food jokes
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Chimichanga.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!