Food jokes
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Chimichanga.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
I like Cheetos.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.