What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Apples vs. Orphans
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, midnight-in-a-coal-mine dark. See, apples get "picked" as in chosen off a tree. Orphans don't get picked—as in, adopted. Get it? It's funny because it's sad, and you probably have a hard time understanding basic concepts.