Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Food Jokes
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I eat cockroaches.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
