Orphan's Chip Dilemma

This is a pun using the word "family sized". Orphans do not have family, therefore they are unable to buy family sized chips.

• Orphan
• Chip
• Family
• Food
• Potato
• Bag

• Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
• Why can't the orphan eat Doritos? They were all family sized!
• There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
• Why are orphans so skinny? They never eat anything that is family size.