*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude in Melbourne who bought a whole bunch of stuff because he was scared of the Coronavirus. He bought so much that it all fell on him and he died. The joke is that he died from the stuff he bought to protect himself from the virus, not the virus itself. You know, like you buying all those participation trophies?
Markgeraldnasol
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