Orphan's Breakfast

Alright, listen up, you big goof. So, you're telling a 'joke' about an orphan. Get this, an orphan, like a kid with no parents, they eat cereal with water because their dad is off getting milk. Get it? Like, they don't HAVE a dad? It's supposed to be sad, but in a funny way, right? Because there's no dad. Man, this was so stupid it's like trying to explain colors to a blind bear.