Food jokes
Curry must hurry.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?