What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Apple vs. Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you silly goose. So, like, an apple gets "picked" from a tree, right? But when they say an orphan gets "picked," it means someone is adopting them. But nobody wants to adopt an orphan. It's dark, I know, but so is your future.