What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Apples vs. Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This "joke" is friggin' dark. It's saying that apples get "picked" or chosen, but orphans don't get chosen by parents, get it? You probably don't since you thought putting pineapple on pizza was a good idea.