Food jokes
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.