Food jokes
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
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Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Takis.
Blue Takis?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.