Food jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I ate my mom.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.