What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about comparing a man doing the deed to a mayo bottle. Both can "squirt out their cum," which is a crude way of saying they both release a white, creamy substance. Get it? You probably don't. You're the kind of person who still uses internet explorer.