Guido Bandito

Hey, listen up, nimrod! This "joke" is supposed to be funny because it plays on the similarity between "Frito Bandito," which is a snack, and "Guido Bandito," implying that men eat... well, you get the idea (I hope, for your sake). It's like saying boys do childish things, while men do... more adult things. But in this case, it isn't funny. You see, the joke is that you are a clown.