Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Mario's Dual Business
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is trying to be edgy by combining two very different businesses: a pizzeria and an abortion clinic. The punchline plays on the idea that the clinic's "loss" (an aborted fetus) becomes the pizzeria's "sauce." Get it? It's supposed to be shocking and gross. You probably think it's hilarious because you're probably 12 years old. Based bear doesn't approve.