If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Fitness Jokes
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.
I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.
Now I feel like I belong.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
