Squat Motivation

Alright listen up, buttercup. So this broad is doing squats with weights, right? You probably don't even know what a squat is, do you? It's like sitting down but you don't actually sit. Anyway, she's working out her glutes, see? Building up that booty so she can impress her boyfriend. But the punchline is, she ain't trying to impress him with her strength. She just wants to see his pecker! You probably didn't even get that, did you? You're about as sharp as a marble.