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Stool

douchflute · 6 years ago

how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?

you flip it over.

Grenade

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Workout

Anonymous · 5 months ago

how i feel when my mum catches me working out:

A low-quality, distorted image of Ed Sheeran's face with heart-shaped sparkle filters. He is positioned under a running showerhead, and he is holding a corn dog up toward the camera.

Grenade

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Fitness

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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Workout

Chexers · 2 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel, labeled "HOW I FEEL AFTER A WORKOUT", features a photo of actor Chris Evans, who is muscular and in good shape. The right panel, labeled "VS HOW I REALLY AM", shows two cartoon characters from "King of the Hill", Bobby Hill, both overweight in diapers, striking a fighting pose.

Demon

Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago

Scarf

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

Week

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows two figures labeled "before" and "after". The "before" figure is a simple, skinny, white and black toy figure. The "after" figure is a complex, muscular, gold, white, and blue toy figure wielding a large weapon with crystalline blades. Above the two figures it reads: "I got ripped in 3 weeks thanks to the Mask of Creation." Below them it reads: "Click here to find out how."

Gym

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

welcome to america

A close-up photo of a gym machine seat with visible wear and tear and some unknown drops on it. There is text on the image: "i'm not going to this gym anymore" and a TikTok handle "@kfobb".

God

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"

Body

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Fashion

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

lesbian fit tdy lmao

A person wearing a red hoodie, black sweatpants, and white sneakers is standing in front of a mirror and giving a thumbs up.

Cinderella

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

Hater

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A shirtless man is sitting on a weight bench. The text says: "TO MY HATERS, KEEP SUCKING. I'M ABOUT TO CUM."

Bro

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Bros “fire” fit be like

A cat sits on a glass coffee table. The cat is wearing a bright green hooded outfit that makes the cat look like a green Teletubby. The text on the image says "Bros 'fire' fit be like".

Gym

what's_up · 2 years ago

Gym workouts

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The left side shows a very muscular bodybuilder, and the right side is split into two panels. The top panel has the text "How I feel after leaving the gym," and the bottom panel has an image of a lean man and the text "How I really feel."

Gigachad

Chri5 · 3 years ago

He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."

Gym

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 · 1 year ago

The image shows two contrasting photos with text above each. The first photo, labeled "Gyms on January 1st", depicts a densely packed crowd of people. The second photo, labeled "Gyms on January 2nd", shows an empty gym with rows of exercise machines.

Workout

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Reasons to workout with your partner.

A woman with rabbit ears in two panels. In the first panel, she's flexing and smiling, with the text "Feel my gains, bro". In the second panel, she is looking more serious, still flexing and allowing her chest to be grabbed by a hand.

Community talk

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bro my legs fucking hurt from gym literally yesterday

iheartmyself

Holy biceps

iheartmyself

Does anyone else get period like cramps when they workout or is it js my endo

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