Fitness jokes
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.