Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
