Fitness Jokes

your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side

what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key

If the shoe doesn't fit there's no evidence

Why did the rapper go to the gym?

To work on his FLEX RHYMES

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

How do you fit a baby in a glass?

A blender

How do you get it out?

Explosives!

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth

What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole

A miss fit

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy! So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips, I was so excited. (Incase you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like "Oh that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like "Okay that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week" So long story short, I have new grips now.

Your mom ma so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies she won't fit in it

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers

What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"

How does a booty stay in shape?

It works its GLUTES off

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth

(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug