Fitness

Fitness Jokes

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.