Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
U SO SKINNY U CAN BEARLY FIT THROUGH A DOOR CRACK
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Knock Knock Who's there? Ahoy Mateys Ahoy Mateys who? Ahoy mateys balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
