How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
Cross Fit
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Why was huggy wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom. Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around here.
