candice balls fit up your nose
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Itβs really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of todayβs society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
Whatβs the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
knock knock.who is there . wilma. wilma who. wilma dik fit in your mouth
jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldnβt fit
jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldn't fit
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
your forehead so big it cant even fit in the garage
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.