I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
knock knock.who is there . wilma. wilma who. wilma dik fit in your mouth
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
