Fitness jokes
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.