What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
shoot
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
