Firearm jokes
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."