Firearm jokes
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.