Firearm jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?