What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Q:What do you call an autistic kid with a gun A:special forces
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
