Firearm jokes
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Shoot.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.