Firearm jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Memes
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Shoot.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
A B C D E F GUN.
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Spread the cat gun.