Firearm jokes
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Shoot.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
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Spread the cat gun.