Firearm jokes
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Memes
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Shoot.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.