I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Firearm Jokes
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Shoot.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
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Spread the cat gun.
A B C D E F GUN.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
