Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Q:What do you call an autistic kid with a gun A:special forces
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What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
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When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
