Firearm jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Shoot.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.