Firearm jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
DONE🔫
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.