Firearm

Firearm Jokes

Gun

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

Magazine

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Emo kid

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

Child

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?

Reload and keep firing!

School

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Gun

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Kid

Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

A: Special forces.

Child

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Suicide

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.