Firearm jokes
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Shoot.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Guns control.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?