What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun