Firearm jokes
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Memes
When one just isn't enough
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.