What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
shoot
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
A B C D E F GUN
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
