Firearm jokes

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.

1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,

It's great being a sniper.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

"When is the best time to commit suicide?"

Ate a Glock in the morning.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?

None, the rest fly away.

A B C D E F GUN.

X is for X-treme shooting!

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Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.