Firearm jokes
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
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Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Guns control.