Firearm jokes

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Why did the cow steal an AK-47?

He was a mooslim.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Slay.

Guns control.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.

A burglar breaks into the home of a weapons engineer. He wants to steal some of his weapons from his strictly secured chamber. When he breaks in through the window to go into his weapons cellar, he realizes that the inventor is at home and heard him from upstairs.

The burglar shouts, "Hands up, there is no escape!" The engineer shouts, "What do you want from me?" The thief answers impatiently, "Well, what do you think? I know what you're hiding here. Get me entry to your armory, right away!" "Never in my life will I do that!" The burglar pulls out his pistol, "Either you let me in, or you go for it!"

"Well, I'll give up, I'll give you my guns. Please don't shoot me." The burglar grins gleefully, "Thank you." "I even have a gun here that I've been working on lately. You can have it." The burglar then thinks and grunts, "Okay, before you open up, you'll show me this first!"

The inventor says, "It's shooting plasma. You can test it on one of my practice goals that I've made while I'm unlocking," and points to a side room where various dummies with targets are set up. The burglar walks into the room with the targets, focuses on the red dot in the middle of the disc, and pushes off. But the gun does not fire plasma or at the target. Instead, the gun fires a bullet at the burglar. This causes him to bleed to the ground.

The engineer behind him began to laugh, "Hahaha! I knew you were falling for it! This is not a plasma gun at all; this is my latest invention, especially for burglars like you: the backward-shooting pistol."