Iβm posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz Iβm bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isnβt allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Firearm Jokes
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Slay.
Guns control.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
