Firearm jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.