Firearm jokes
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Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
A B C D E F GUN.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!