Firearm jokes
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
Shoot.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.