Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
Q:What do you call an autistic kid with a gun A:special forces
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
