Firearm jokes

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?

Reload and keep firing!

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,

It's great being a sniper.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

A: Special forces.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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