Firearm jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
A B C D E F GUN.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.