Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
Q:What do you call an autistic kid with a gun A:special forces
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
