What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Firearm Jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
