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What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
the sun is fire
Be careful around fire plastic melts
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
what did the fox say to the fire You look hot
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
A man said his bars are lit I said No because mine are fire
