Fire Jokes

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."

the man fired from the world trade center on september 10

that is just plain wrong

I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

I saw a kid in the yard and i asked where are your parents. then i got fired from the orphanage

somebody shouts "fire!"

man1 - get the children out man2 - f*** the children man3 - we dont have time

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot but they're both quiet.

drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns