Finance jokes
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
money + money = MONEY
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Memes
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩